I discovered the shirt today on Etsy. It reads, “J’ai le goût des homards, qui sont tranquilles, sérieux, savent les secrets de la mer, n’aboient pas…,” which translates to, “I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don’t bark…”

Quote by Gérard de Nerval, shirt design by Xenotees. Cone photo by snooch.